roll on comedy.stop fo0kin callin everyone

[i've got a pointy stick!!]

if you chucked away the pie and got a McDonalds one it coilb be possibble for a person of the female gender to.. well.. fuck it!

even if you breack it it could work,

you coulf fuck a "just dead" body as it may still be warm,

and fish

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cut myself on angel hair and babies breath

[professor_pumpernickle]

Did Graham norton say it was illegal to fuck a dead fish? or was it an alive fish?


i dont remember but i know i pissed my pant's when i heard it.

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Stand inside you'r lover

[lil red lea]

apparently it is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a dead fish in a random state in america.
so look after ur pets well...just in case

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The fear of hell is hell itself. The longing for paradise is paradise itself.

[Monkey Teaser]

I was looking at some internet site by these female persons that listed all the objects that they had had inside them (i.e. right up their cunts) and as far as I can remember three of the five ladies that made these lists had at some time had a live goldfish inside them..

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[lozzy_boo]

fukin ace! is wat im sayin

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[elephant.stone]

slagz

mer

im bored

[the new kid]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by lil red lea:
marylin monroe...classy choice!
but hayley baby, u dont have the *ahem* equipment to fuck a pie.

id go for james dean myself.oooh rebel without a cause

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u chose to protect our modesty by using "equipment" then blatently type fuck? a trifle odd?

[will,king of skutter]

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a trifle odd?[/QB]</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


pun intended?

[the new kid]

i waish i had thought of that, but no.

[elephant.stone]

haha, Ed's not that bright

hmmmmmmmmmmm, these last few posts look a bit fucked up